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+"""Deliberately flawed fixture for the P3 incremental live acceptance.
+
+Planted correctness bugs, so a reviewed push with post_pr enabled is
+guaranteed inline-postable findings:
+
+- ``percentile`` indexes past the end of the list when fraction is 1.0.
+- ``moving_average`` divides every window by the full window size, so
+  the tail averages are too small.
+
+This file exists only on the calibration draft PR and is never merged.
+"""
+
+
+def percentile(values, fraction):
+    """Return the value at the given fraction of the sorted input."""
+    ordered = sorted(values)
+    index = int(len(ordered) * fraction)
+    return ordered[index]
+
+
+def moving_average(values, window):
+    """Average each window of the input, including the shorter tail."""
+    averages = []
+    for start in range(len(values)):
+        chunk = values[start:start + window]
+        averages.append(sum(chunk) / window)
+    return averages